For those times when you need a cute little bunny on your dash
i always need a cute bunny on my dash
is the bun bun okay?
Taurus: The big brother "sempai" protective sidekick.
Gemini: The laid-back comic relief pervert.
Cancer: The stoic, cold character with a tragic romantic history.
Leo: The boastful, egocentric antagonist with dramatic entrances/exits.
Virgo: The nervous, obsessive-compulsive character who looks great in glasses.
Libra: The single guy caught in a harem anime.
Scorpio: The outwardly playful companion with a secret, sinister agenda revealed in a dark plot twist.
Sagittarius: The loud-mouthed idiot from Osaka.
Capricorn: The intense kendo team captain.
Aquarius: The popular, yet emotionally detached school idol.
Pisces: The mysterious and shy character with psychic/telepathic abilities.
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.
THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.
THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.
THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.
IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people